Comedy for the Masses Presents: A Website

Comedy for the Masses is Ohio University's premier Sketch and Stand-Up comedy group. Putting on two to three shows per quarter, CFTM serves as the largest outlet for comedic creativity on campus. Members do everything involved in making each show successful, including writing, performing, and advertising shows.

The group is headed up by Mike Reynolds and Bryan Cain who take care of all the worriful responsibility so you don't have to (Mike) or they remain calm and bottle all of their emotions inside...I guess like a true man (Bryan).

What kind of people are they?
Comedy for the Masses contains a wide variety of people with different interests, everyone from musicians to people who wear scrubs. Like, scrubs doctors wear that bear the logo for the popular show "SCRUBS". Meetings held twice a week bring members of the group closer together than conjoined twins.

Whether you heard members of the group yelling random, self-depricating things at student fairs or just want info on the group, one is invited to throw an e-mail to the group's leaders at: comedy@ohio.edu

Thank you for your time.

Hey what's up?
Not too much... how you been?

Alright... how have you been?
So-so. I've had this sinus condition, but I went to the doctor and he gave me some pills. It's been gettin better. You know how it is.

Um. Are you seeing anybody?
Well. Kinda.

That's cool. I mean, I'm glad your happy and everything.
That wasn't a question.

You always do this. Do you always have to be so critical?
Yes. We're always right, so it's our duty. With great power, comes great responsibilty. Uncle Ben said that to Peter Parker before he died. Read Amazing Fantasy #14, with the origin of Spider-man.

Again with the comic books! You are such a fucking geek! Why did I ever go out with you?
Because we're really funny and only cost two dollars.

I think I'm funny. How can I get involved?
Oh, so you think you're funny now? You always keep crawling back. Seriously, though, if you got this far, we'll tell you that if you want to join the cast and/or crew of Comedy for the Masses, show up to a meeting Wednesdays 9pm in the Baker 2nd Floor and Sundays at 6:30pm on the 2nd floor of Baker. Or you can get on the mailing list.

Okay, how do I get on the mailing list?
Simple. E-mail us at comedy@ohio.edu

You think it'd be okay to go out for coffee or something. Sometime?
Yes. His name is the evil Dr. Switchblade.